Results of Starbucks open carry.
I am going condense my conversation with another Starbucks patroon.
Other patroon =
me =

So are you a private investigator? (starring at my wimpy little bersa 22 pistol.)

No

What do you do for a living?

(told him what I do)

Oh I am just looking for a job. Is the company that you work for hiring?

No, Have I met you before? Maybe on campus?

Maybe. (walks away nervously)